I strongly suspect the fiery bowels of Hell have reserved a place for me now. Good. I couldn't stand the thought of spending eternity with those stuck up religious knobheads.
Yeah I know. To be honest, I think the single most retarded thing about the said religious knobheads is their claims about heaven and hell. Obviously it's illogical (I suppose, by definition anyway...), but it just sounds like such an empty threat.
I had the misfortune a year or so back of attending a catholic funeral...something (having been raised an Anglican before opting out altogether) I'd never done before. The damned thing lasted for several hours...so long in fact that they put the coffin bearers on the door as bouncers and, rather than being a celebration of the bloke's life, it was all 'Burn in the bowels of hell' fire and brimstone crap.
Next time a catholic friend of mine dies I shall raise a glass to him/her down the pub...but you'll never get me in a catholic church again.
Title the pages? That'd require me actually doing some work...something I've sworn never to do. Besides, it makes this site a little more difficult for people to find, which means less litigeous stuff from all those angry lawyers.
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That looks about right; you've caricatured the Vatican nicely there.
I strongly suspect the fiery bowels of Hell have reserved a place for me now. Good. I couldn't stand the thought of spending eternity with those stuck up religious knobheads.
That's pure funny my dear!
Yeah I know. To be honest, I think the single most retarded thing about the said religious knobheads is their claims about heaven and hell. Obviously it's illogical (I suppose, by definition anyway...), but it just sounds like such an empty threat.
Reuben,
I had the misfortune a year or so back of attending a catholic funeral...something (having been raised an Anglican before opting out altogether) I'd never done before. The damned thing lasted for several hours...so long in fact that they put the coffin bearers on the door as bouncers and, rather than being a celebration of the bloke's life, it was all 'Burn in the bowels of hell' fire and brimstone crap.
Next time a catholic friend of mine dies I shall raise a glass to him/her down the pub...but you'll never get me in a catholic church again.
Classic as always Brian. Check out my blog to receive your award :-)
Deb...I'm welling up 'ere...
Maybe you could title your pages. When I look at them on the feed reader they all say 'no title' and I'm a devil with dates.
Cheers
Maddy,
Title the pages? That'd require me actually doing some work...something I've sworn never to do. Besides, it makes this site a little more difficult for people to find, which means less litigeous stuff from all those angry lawyers.
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