Not forgetting the bloke who runs the corner shop in Fleetwood who charged Michelle for two pork chops and then 'accidentally' forgot to put them in her bag, of course. We were forced to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken that night! There should be an international law against that sort of thing!
On second thoughts, abortion's too good for him. Nothing short of him joining the strung up rabbits in his shop window would suffice.
We're the poor porkers...or at least we were that night. The cat was looking forward to his share as well. He had to make to do with normal cat food.
I suppose that, as far as the KFC went, no actual chickens were harmed, 'cos I've never seen anything even remotely approaching a chicken in one of their Zinger burgers. (Watch this...I'm going to get sued now by a whiskery old fart with a Yankee accent for that comment.)
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Willie Elder and George Herriman would both salute this I reckon.
Such a pity that Mrs Turnbull didn't find this solution to her Malcolm
... and this Malcolm, where the link is correct ... *sigh*
Annie,
Ah yes...to the rest us, a shadow politician in the Australian parliament is just another patch of darkness in the eternity of night.
Did you like that? Quite poetic, I thought, especially in response to a cartoon about an abortion.
Off to the Retrospective Abortion Clinic... soemthing Mrs Bush, Mrs Blair, Mrs Howard abd Mrs Bin Laden should perhaps have thought about...
Bella,
Not forgetting the bloke who runs the corner shop in Fleetwood who charged Michelle for two pork chops and then 'accidentally' forgot to put them in her bag, of course. We were forced to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken that night! There should be an international law against that sort of thing!
On second thoughts, abortion's too good for him. Nothing short of him joining the strung up rabbits in his shop window would suffice.
Those missing pork chops were filched by the Vindictive Vegetarian Deities just to avenge the poor porkers.
Annie,
We're the poor porkers...or at least we were that night. The cat was looking forward to his share as well. He had to make to do with normal cat food.
I suppose that, as far as the KFC went, no actual chickens were harmed, 'cos I've never seen anything even remotely approaching a chicken in one of their Zinger burgers. (Watch this...I'm going to get sued now by a whiskery old fart with a Yankee accent for that comment.)
You know it's not really chicken, don't you?
Oh, I should have read your other comment before I posted my previous one.
I feel stupid now.
Bella,
You're in good company. Snow White used to feel stupid every morning. Or was that Dopey?
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