oh these are both fabulous.I did wonder, when bollocks speak ... ?
I encounter bollocks on a daily basis...perhaps next time I won't engage with Catholics on issues relating to contraception.
Annie,When bollocks speak their statements are quite often concluded with a pregnant pause.Reuben,Now you're learning. Nil pissat confrontum galium.
Hahaha I know someone like Beryl. Except it's with objects. This woman, several times, would inquire about things that were actually stuck to her bum or wedged in the crack!!!This kid in school use to get girls to say bollocks all the time and we had no clue why he was laughing so hysterically. It's important to have an international catalog of bad words.
Lala,One of these days I should produce a 'Dictionary of Rude Words used only in Britain'...but, being the childish gimboid what I am, I'd probably not make it past the 'A' section for giggling too much.
...and if I do engage with them it's purely for comic relief, mind.
Reuben,I've found that the joke tends to wear stale after about ten minutes, after which nothing short of a punch to their noses suffices.
I don't agree. I think they're hilarious; I give up talking to them with reason (as you rightly said on NLthinking) and so they give me a chance to practise my insults and sarcasm.
I find that casually picking your nose and wiping it on their shoulder whilst they're wittering on is quite amusing.
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