Friday 27 February 2009

10 comments:

LaLa said...

Aww now that's just nasty. His wife is spiking his food with ex-lax. That'll keep him out of her way for a few days.

BwcaBrownie said...

'Input'

'Throughput'

'Output'

iODyne said...

I am very close to a woman whose friends husband was such an arsehole they made him chocolate mousse dessert using LAXETTES.

petty and spiteful but so very rewarding.

Ann ODyne said...

I hope no mice were harmed in the conducting of that experiment.

Brian Hughes said...

Lala,

I think he ate his wife for a midmorning snack.

F.G.

That's what's known as chocolate surprise.

Annie,

No mice were injured, just one over-enthusiastic loo roll that found itself torn between two stools.

Daisy said...

An expensive dinner seems like a bit of a waste, doesn't it, when it will end up the same as a cheap one?

Brian Hughes said...

Daisy,

Once it's found its way through the system it'll end up recycled as McDonalds I expect.

Reuben,

R. H. attempting to be literate again, I take it?

LaLa said...

Daisy it's all in the taste!

Anonymous said...

No...no new developments on that front. But I was merely contemplating how, if there were an artist's impression on R.H, this would be it.

Brian Hughes said...

Lala,

A drop of tomatoe sauce and all food tends to taste the same.

Reuben,

If there was going to be an artist's impression of R.H. surely it'd be from the point of view of the bowl?