Friday, 12 December 2008

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Natural justice, Briallen.

Brian Hughes said...

It's what Christmas is all about, Ruby.

LaLa said...

Ah welcome to the Douche's!! (pronounced Du-shay you naughty boy)

Brian Hughes said...

Lala,

Everyone round my way is always invited to Christmas at the Hughes's...pronounced Huge Esses, of course, which, coincidentally, sums up most of my guests.

Anonymous said...

...That and the unnatural consumption of fat and sugar-filled goodness. Fortunately you POMS get a nice snowy winter to compliment the Christmas atmosphere; us Aussies get sun-baked, hot and alcohol-fuelled violence as ours.

Brian Hughes said...

Ruby,

Alcohol-fuelled violence is part and parcel of the festive season regardless of your country of origin. That's why Father Christmas wears red...to disguise the bloodstains.

Anonymous said...

...and god knows what other stains...

Brian Hughes said...

Elf dribble?

Anonymous said...

I think I saw that in a dominatrix situation once.

Brian Hughes said...

You need to stop frequenting those pubs in the back end of Melbourne, Reuben.

Anonymous said...

The front is just as bad, Brian.

Brian Hughes said...

That depends on which end of town Robbert frequents, surely?

Anonymous said...

Oh yes. But his movements are so erratic (due to the nature of most crack addicts), it's impossible to trace, let alone predict.

Brian Hughes said...

Reuben,

Just follow the trail of slime. You can't miss.

Anonymous said...

I can smell it all the way from Thornbury (most slime lives in Werribee you see).

Daisy said...

Alternately titled "The Way Christmas Should Be"?

Brian Hughes said...

Reuben,

I'll take your word for that. Is that where Ramsay Street's located then?

Daisy,

In my house, that's how Christmas actually is...minus the tree, the presents, the cards and the kids, of course.

Anonymous said...

No, that's Nudawading: a boring area full of white trash and so-called lobsters (POMS with sunburn).

Brian Hughes said...

Good to see we're still shipping our bad eggs over your way, at any rate, Rueben.

anodyne Brownie said...

Wishing you a Cool Yule dear ScragEnd

that toon is to real to be funny - Fundamentalist Christians sprang to mind.

(but 'elf dribble' - I liked that one)

Brian Hughes said...

Thanks Annie. Have a big fat jolly old midwinter (or in your case midsummer) knees up yourself.