Friday, 14 November 2008

13 comments:

RVB said...

Maybe the government shut down the mental homes forgetting that there were people in need of help. Perhaps the fat lady wondered in the surgery in search of potatoes.

Brian Hughes said...

"Maybe the government shut down the mental homes forgetting that there were people in need of help."

Like an elephant with a bung up its backside, the government never forgets, it just doesn't give a shit.

RVB said...

...but instead shits all over its voters (except during election 'eve).

Brian Hughes said...

That's what's known as 'Releasing the pre-election genie'.

RVB said...

I thought it was called 'Gordon Brown on the porch': where your PM smiles at people from the steps of Downing Street.

LaLa said...

Wow a doctor who is actually slimmer than the patient, what a novel idea.

Brian Hughes said...

Reuben,

There was a Gordon Brown on my porch yesterday. I'm seriously going to have to do something about those stray cats.

Lala,

He probably works for the NHS.

RVB said...

Do what the yanks do: shoot 'em.

Brian Hughes said...

Actually, there's an easier method than that. I'll just stop buying them tons of expensive fish every morning.

RVB said...

If only the Americans did likewise.

Brian Hughes said...

To be honest, I didn't know Americans shot cats. I thought they were too busy shooting each other.

Daisy said...

RVB, we don't shoot cats. We tie them up in burlap bags and throw them in the river.

Brian Hughes said...

That's one way of making sure they take a bath.