Maybe the government shut down the mental homes forgetting that there were people in need of help. Perhaps the fat lady wondered in the surgery in search of potatoes.
"Maybe the government shut down the mental homes forgetting that there were people in need of help."Like an elephant with a bung up its backside, the government never forgets, it just doesn't give a shit.
...but instead shits all over its voters (except during election 'eve).
That's what's known as 'Releasing the pre-election genie'.
I thought it was called 'Gordon Brown on the porch': where your PM smiles at people from the steps of Downing Street.
Wow a doctor who is actually slimmer than the patient, what a novel idea.
Reuben,There was a Gordon Brown on my porch yesterday. I'm seriously going to have to do something about those stray cats.Lala,He probably works for the NHS.
Do what the yanks do: shoot 'em.
Actually, there's an easier method than that. I'll just stop buying them tons of expensive fish every morning.
If only the Americans did likewise.
To be honest, I didn't know Americans shot cats. I thought they were too busy shooting each other.
RVB, we don't shoot cats. We tie them up in burlap bags and throw them in the river.
That's one way of making sure they take a bath.
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