What sort of self-respecting zoo gives cocaine to their elephants? Now had it been the snakes...I would have understood...but the elephants?!! Shame! Shame! And more Shame!!!
Nellie appreciates the pretty surroundings, but just because she's Dumbo's 1/2 cousin thrice removed doesn't automatically qualify her for non-flower crushing flight!
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What sort of self-respecting zoo gives cocaine to their elephants? Now had it been the snakes...I would have understood...but the elephants?!! Shame! Shame! And more Shame!!!
What's a self-respecting zoo?
One that doesn't charge you an arm and a leg, for starters....but I get your point.
Nellie appreciates the pretty surroundings, but just because she's Dumbo's 1/2 cousin thrice removed doesn't automatically qualify her for non-flower crushing flight!
It's the gas in her stomach she's relying on.
Hi Brian
I can handle the flowers screaming but when the asparagus starts orating, that's when I really lose it.
xxx
Pants
Pants,
Whenever I eat asparagus it tends to end up talking out of my backside...pretty much like I do most of the time really.
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