What sort of self-respecting zoo gives cocaine to their elephants? Now had it been the snakes...I would have understood...but the elephants?!! Shame! Shame! And more Shame!!!
What's a self-respecting zoo?
One that doesn't charge you an arm and a leg, for starters....but I get your point.
Nellie appreciates the pretty surroundings, but just because she's Dumbo's 1/2 cousin thrice removed doesn't automatically qualify her for non-flower crushing flight!
It's the gas in her stomach she's relying on.
Hi BrianI can handle the flowers screaming but when the asparagus starts orating, that's when I really lose it.xxxPants
Pants,Whenever I eat asparagus it tends to end up talking out of my backside...pretty much like I do most of the time really.
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