Friday, 22 August 2008

15 comments:

Daisy said...

And I'm going to have to add the price of the thermometer to the cost of your office visit. What a shame...those aren't cheap. Have a nice day.

LaLa said...

Hahahaha. However, I have pair a long tweezers handy, I think I can get it...open wide.

Daisy that is entirely feasible.

Brian Hughes said...

Daisy,

The National Health Service is completely free in Britain, so he'd get to keep the thermometer gratis.

Lala,

Just as long as it doesn't snap off inside. Mercury can play havoc with the lower intestine.

Davo said...

Aha, the doctor has a name .. Dr. Mercury.

Brian Hughes said...

I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. Robert Sole, perhaps...

Davo said...

Nah, then you'd have t' draw a pic with a bloke scurrying away, black mask, stethoscope over shoulder, unmentionable under arm .. heh.

Brian Hughes said...

Uttering, of course, the immortal words: "Rectum? Well, it hasn't done 'em much good, let's put it that way."

Davo said...

o, bria, luv ya but you really are "old hat". try getting things into affabecklauder .. heh.

Brian Hughes said...

Affabeckwhat?

Anonymous said...

This looks suspiciously like the front page article of yesterday's Age.

Brian Hughes said...

Didn't catch that one Reuben...perhaps as well by the looks of things.

Anonymous said...

...but in true Australian Newspaper form, the tits on page III offered ample reimbursement for any trauma experienced.

Brian Hughes said...

It's the tits on Page One that always spoil my day.

Anonymous said...

...I'm not a great fan of small birds either, Brian.

Brian Hughes said...

I quite like some of Christopher Wren's stuff though.