Sunday 2 March 2008

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

While I kinda guessed it as I read it, I still laughed.

Brian Hughes said...

Andrew,

I like predictable jokes. They tend to annoy people more than offensive ones. There's an allegory in there somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can find it.

BwcaBrownie said...

given your age-group away and it takes another graduate of the William Gaines College of Usual Gang Of Idiots to pick it.
I was on the horns of a dilemma whether to mention that or not .. and as well, since you mentioned it elsewhere, does Agatha have a sister Salome?

*runs away*

BwcaBrownie said...

PS it is also most excellent oh yes indeed.

Brian Hughes said...

Annie,

I classify my age group as middle-aged, fat, sick of young cretins who think they're being original and pushing back boundaries (been there, done that), old enough to drink without throwing up, young enough to fart without experiencing a prolapse and entering old age with stealth whilst being measured up for a zimmer frame that can support my ever expanding overhang.

Ozfemme said...

now how about

Agatha leaves the room

Agatha swept into the room

Agatha rolled her eyes

Agatha batted her eyelashes

and ... erm...that's all

Brian Hughes said...

Bella,

Unfortunately there are hundreds more Agatha cartoons (with even worse puns than this, if that's possible) in existence already. Over time I will replay them on this board, and no doubt be repaid with the usual cacophony of abuse I've come to expect for having created them. Government officials have attempted to ban Agatha panels from the Internet because they make Giles Brandreth look intelligent and witty.

Anonymous said...

Sod you, Hughes! Agatha's arse should've been stuck up first...

TS

Brian Hughes said...

Stuck up what?